I can’t explain why, but when I woke up this morning I had an overwhelming urge to tell on myself. I spent so many years (in my addiction) hiding so many things, that I find it not only beneficial but also very freeing to tell on myself. For those who know me, it’s not really new or news, but if only for myself….
I am totally ADORKABLE. I sing really loud in my car with the windows down. I like to pose like a model in the mirror, often. I drink out of the carton. I am horrible at keeping in touch with family and friends, even though I think of them often. I’m not the kind of woman that decorates the house for various holidays or send cards. I will always think farts are funny. I rarely watch big people television, mostly cartoons, even when my kids are not around! I am horrible at disciplining my kids. I laugh during very inappropriate times. I LOVE to pick my nose. My favorite jokes are something you’d hear from an eight year old. I shower, at most, twice a week. I am infatuated with Afros. I can’t pull jokes on people because I can not keep a straight face for more than 20 seconds. I am horrible with money, and picking men. I love krunking. I think I may be the opposite of anorexic: when I look in the mirror I see someone much smaller than the Heather in real life. I only see the good in people, which sometimes leaves me hurt. I LOVE cheesy horror movies. I love a good dutch oven. I do not always wash my hands…. and… I am very good at shooting snot rockets!
Phew…I feel much better now. Don’t you?